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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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my girlfriend when i come come home.

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

Anonymous
asks:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

when you forget your condom but she has one.

when you forget your condom but she has one.

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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freestylin in ma room. pretending to be cool.

i know what it is. I have everything i could ask for. a home. bills paid. food. awesome girlfriend. and i make films occasionally. 

its funny because those same words used to drive me to work harder. I used to say something like I have a good home, I dont have to pay alot of bills, im not in debt, there is food in the fridge and Im surrounded by filmmakers. If I dont do something great with all of this potentials I’d be letting everybody down. 

Im sure Im still letting everybody down but i feel content. so there is that. idk. goal for the summer:

  • buy a new coat guilt free
  • get a job. (or atleast more consistent gigs)
  • keep the Empress happy

i just dont know nuthin anymore. 

maybe i should be trying harder. 

failing.

I dont have that hunger. atleast not like b4. maybe im too content. not like b4. Torn between American Greed and happiness. odd right. That my love for Jesus could make me not desire the things of this world. but. I still feel it when i leave him. its weird how i can be so content just sitting with the Lord while the rest of the world screams at me to go find happiness and security. so weird. 

And when all is said and done, I learned I needed to fill my life with things that stir my affections for Jesus. And then pay attention and keep away from my heart the things that rob me of my affections, even if those things are morally neutral.
Matt Chandler (via kayholder)
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